I have a horrible habit of posting a one to two sentence ambiguous Facebook status when what I really need to post is a blog. Or a novel. Give or take a little.
Sunday I stated:
“I sincerely wonder how Jesus feels about being “made cool” these days. That’s confusing theology to me.”
It’s short, I know. And unexplained. And a little snarky.
So, some people were all, “Jesus isn’t cool! Everybody hated Jesus!! Ahhhh!!!”
And then other people were all, “Hey…I think Jesus is cool. Why are you so cranky?”
Then I was all
Oops.
(That was paraphrased, by the way)
My comment was sparked by a commercial on a popular local Christian radio station. I don’t even know what it was for, but what caught my attention was the slogan/campaign for kids to “make Jesus cool in school”.
It rhymes. It’s cute. I get it.
But I immediately felt my nose starting to scrunch. Huh??
Here’s my deal, y’all. Or deals, since I kindof have several.
My first deal is relative, since everybody has their own definition of “cool”. When I think of something that is “cool”, I think of skinny jeans. Mini skirts. Ipads. Justin Bieber. Whatever is popular and hip in the current culture (which will surely be just as un-cool in a year or less).
The commercial seems to be using the term in the same way. Popular. Hip. Trendy. A fad.
Yikes…
Uhm, fads fade. They rarely have any sort of lasting depth or life changing affects. Although, that one year high heeled sneakers were “in” was pretty life changing. Have you ever asked a kid why they wear high heeled sneakers?
(I mean REALLY who does that? Not me. And not my childhood best friend. Not us. Nope. Never did.)
Do we ask why we pierce our noses or cut our hair a certain way or are drawn towards chevron stripes or like the color black? Because most of the time there’s not some spiritual deep answer there, its just because…it’s “cool”. Nothing wrong with that, by the way, but let’s not pretend there’s a deep rooted reason there.
What is cool is also usually defined as a whole by our culture. Our culture that is depraved, desperate, and delirious in case you haven’t noticed. Spend five minutes in a shopping mall and you’ll see what is “cool”. And then you will weep. And hide yo kids.
Jesus. Wow…He is so many things. I couldn’t even attempt to describe his character. He is relevant, adventurous, dangerous, exciting, moving, compelling, captivating, gracious, righteous, holy, patient, gentle, ravenous, sovereign.
I’m not sure I want my girls to feel like Jesus has to fit in the “cool box”. Isn’t that where we end up with a lot of sex before marriage, and baptist gals running around in see through shirts and bikini bottoms that are maybe supposed to be shorts? Wouldn’t trying to squeeze into some of the cultural trends while clinging to Biblical truths provide a big ol’ swamp full of grey?
Trusting Jesus as my Father, my wise, all-knowing, protective, you-know-what’s-best-for-me Father, means I choose modesty amidst a culture that screams “less is more”. It means I choose purity in a world where sex sells. It means I quit shopping at Victoria’s Secret, because they think its “cool” to market sexy undergarments to freaking 13 year olds.
It means chasing after what is pure and holy and noble and true and DENYING what is destructive, counterfeit, false and fleeting.
And it means knowing, and I mean really knowing and believing, that He is SO MUCH BETTER than what culture has to offer. “Taste and see”, He says. Our babies are on a journey of tasting. We all are. I want to usher them into his presence so that they can taste and see his goodness. His better-ness. The more we taste and the more we see the more cultural crap taste like..well..crap.
So, if we want to define Jesus as cool because personally we relate the word cool to all things awesome then YES. Go! Do it! He is so cool.
But if we want to slap it on a slogan and imply that He is anywhere near comparable to what our culture calls cool, then please, we need some more tasting and seeing going on.
Besides ALL that, the phrase “make Jesus cool” not only implies that Jesus is not enough in his own character to win our hearts, but that we are at all capable in any way of adding to his character to make him cool(er)…..or bett(er)….or any greater than he already is. Insert my confusion.
How about instead we PUSH our children towards the character of Jesus. How about we provide opportunities, beg for opportunities, for them to taste and see his greatness, trusting as they grow in that knowledge the people around them will be changed.
It’s just a phrase, I know. It’s just a slogan. It sounds good. It rhymes. Quit reading into it so much.
But you don’t think our kids will? You don’t think their brilliant minds will read into that? You don’t think they won’t land in a puddle of frustration when their efforts to make Jesus fit into the cool box just don’t seem to be working?
Taste. See. Believe. Be changed. Cling to truth. Deny cultural crap. This is what I want for my girls. It’s what I want for myself, and for you.
SO. That might just be a rant. I might should have just kept driving or switched the station and kept my fingers off the keyboard.
If you think I’m being too critical, reading into it, making something of nothing, stirring the pot….
To you I say:
I’m 7 months fat pregnant and its the hormones talking.
(Did I overdo the picture thing?)